I called my new landlord two days ago to find out if my apartment was ready for the walkthrough. It's less than a week from move-in date, and it's in the process of being painted and cleaned, but there is still some furniture belonging to the previous tennant. Let's call her Hong Kong Phooey.
I met her briefly when I was viewing the apartment. She was a bit of a slob, but I'm guessing her things weren't in order because she was getting ready to move. I find out a week later that she already moved and I was ecstatic because that meant I would be allowed to move in early and get a head start on all the anal retentive prepping I was planning. I heard she left some belongings in there. No problem, right. She could just take a trip back to the apartment and pick her things up before I or the landlord takes ownership.
The Latina landlady explains to me that she moved to Hong Kong. No worries, she assured me. "Someone" will be coming to pick everything up.
Well, it's been two weeks. My move in date is this Tuesday. It really isn't a big deal seeing as I don't move any of my things in until the following weekend, gradually moving in for the next 2-3 weekends. Hong Kong Phooey better get her ass on the international dialing calling card and tell her friend to pick her crap up before I claim it as my own, in which case I hope it's a sofa.
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